A woman claims that when she tasted a yogurt sample from Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque and immediately spit it out. According to the woman, the yogurt had “bodily fluid” in it.

The Albuquerque Police Department is investigating whether the woman’s claims can be substantiated.

Tuesday night detectives said a woman who was shopping at Sunflower Market on Corrales Road and Alameda tried a free yogurt sample. She told police she spit it out because it tasted like sperm.

Really? Here are some thoughts on the subject.

• What woman calls the police and admits that she knows the taste of sperm well enough to identify it in yogurt? Oh I know, a popular one!
• She spit it out. She can’t be that popular.
• Sounds like the beginning of one of those American Pie movies

• From her statement: “Trust me, detective, I know what sperm tastes like, I’ve tasted quite a lot. I’d say it had the subtle flavorings of a young man, Irish or maybe Scottish. Probably drinks a lot of coffee. If you were to give me a taste-test lineup of every man in the shop, I could definitely pick him out.”
• I think the bitch came into the store with a mouth full of semen trying to perpetrate a lawsuit.
• Gotta admit, the gal’s got spunk.
• She told police she spit it out because it tasted like sperm. I bet she had to swallow her pride to admit that.?\

now on That note 

• Nobody else complained. Hmmmm……
• I’m a bit worried now about getting yogurt since I have no idea what sperm tastes like.

[via WoodTV.com]