Seven Kinds Of Sex. . .

> The 1st kind of sex is called .... Smurf Sex.
> This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex
> until you are blue in the face.
>
> The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
> This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are
> so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
> The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
> This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
sex has
> gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
>
> The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex...
> This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass
> each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F... You.'
>
> The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
> Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and
Nun at
> night. (Very Popular)
>
> The 6th kind is called .... Courtroom Sex.
> This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court
> and screws you in front of everyone.
>
> And Last ..... But not least ....
>
> The 7th kind of sex is called .... Social Security Sex..
> You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

please let me know what number your on or has worked on

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you should try solo sex,have you had that yet
well sexy i see it from the back

LuLu W said:
Can't say that I have had Solo sex but sure would like to try it....mmm good, at least that's where I see it from!
#2 Kitchen sex is where I seem to stay. Of course the location (Kitchen) is interchangable with any other place and that's what makes it so exciting. Every room in the house and every piece of furniture must be initated properly. All the locations around the house also. Both side yards, back yard and yes the front yard, even if it's the middle of the night and some one might see you. Sure keeps life exciting.. Skip
#1
hmmm i've had plenty of sex solo, but haven't had solo sex yet...:-)

solo said:
well sexy i see it from the back

LuLu W said:
Can't say that I have had Solo sex but sure would like to try it....mmm good, at least that's where I see it from!

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